gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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eggwitch:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

eggwitch:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

(Source: kiryewin)

You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami.

10 Word Story by c.r.   (via rebelliousnip)

(Source: seethestarsablaze)

"He must be crying because the fish is so delicious right?" WRONG.

(Source: chundubu)

(Source: hbshizzle)

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

(Source: princechihiro)

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

Hickeys are beautiful they’re like a temporary tattoo showing where your lips once were

(Source: sports-and-girls)

wes-eskimo:

landofintarsia:

missboobafett:

wildmomo24:

wellheyproductions:

steampoweredpirate0913:

itsthelesbiana:

dumadalandan:

dumadalandan:

beben-eleben:

How Did We Not Think of These Pancake Ideas Ourselves

Gutom na ko.

Megehd

CAN WE FUCKING DO ALL THESE

Oh my gosh yummmmmmmmmm

TAG YOUR GODDAMN PORN!

^^^

Get inside me.

Is that a Cadbury egg?

I love pancakes

straight white boy problems

amerlcanapparel:

thedorkiestviking:

amerlcanapparel:

when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”

actual straight white boy problems: when people reduce a group of people to a label for biased assholes to make abusive jokes out of

dam bro… chill…. drink a protein shake….

lolthefunniest:

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

can somebody find this video for me?! i need to watch it

lolthefunniest:

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

can somebody find this video for me?! i need to watch it